06/01/2011 Chainsaw massacre
Another sensational sleep and we’re off to make charcoal. Yep, no rest for the wicked. Down the street we go to the designated spot for the what I thought was going to be a blazing Bon fire. A pit had already been dug and now it was just up to me to stack firewood in it. What did surprise me is once the firewood had been stacked and the fire started, rice seed was liberally thrown on top. This apparently brings about a very slow burning process and of course a lot of smoke. The greenies would have a field day here. 🙂 With this job out of the way I was curious about a new sound emanating from the direction of Bai’s house.
Upon arriving I found a rather tallish local wielding an equally large chainsaw. He was in the process of squaring up a round log. An OH&S note here. This man was not wearing any safety gear what so ever. What he was wearing were the Thai safety boots however. Yep, thongs. After all you never know what you could be standing in. A quick count of his fingers and toes led me to conclude that this guy was definitely proficient at carrying out the task at hand. I might add that the chainsaw had no safety features either. Apparently you stop by running it out of fuel. Or so it seemed.
With some gesticulating and some Thai words thrown in I concluded that Bai was wanting to construct a door of sorts. Given such a task I would normally draw something up and calculate the timber and hardware required and go off and buy said items. Now why do that when you can spend half the day basking in the glorious eardrum splitting decibels of this chainsaw with the operator running the gauntlet with every given saw stroke. Not even a call form a friend stating he had been cut by some sort of machine at his work was going to put this man off his game.
Credit where credit is due, this man definitely could work a chainsaw. After squaring the log he proceeded to cut six equal thickness planks from the log. Upon inspection they were all straight and only required a bit of finishing to be fit for purpose. This is where Bai took over.
As stated earlier there is no thought given to safety gear here. Bai went and got an electric hand planer to finish the planks. By all appearances this planer had been manufactured when Makita first commenced business some thirty years ago. Without ear and eye protection Bai proceeded to finish each of the planks. I had to leave him to it as my ears were threatening to shutdown.
With the sounds of the planer stopped I returned to the scene to assist with the construction of the door. Under the heading of not quite right (NQR) we proceeded to assemble the door. The first hurdle we hit of course was a lack of nails. With that Bai’s wife went off and bought some more.
We soon had the planking firmly attached to the door frame. Everything seemed to be going according to plan and with that I asked Bai where the door was going to be used and he said it was for the rice storage shed. However, we wouldn’t be hanging the door today due to the fact that he had no hinges. Hmmmm……. Where did the nails come from?
Only one thing left to do then. Whiskey see sip anyone?
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