What’s in a name

So Friday the 19th of July saw the world wake to a major cyber issue. Telcos, Airports, Hospitals and Banks were amongst the some around the world that were presented with the Microsoft Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD) on their computers.

The issue was brought about by an update of a cyber security endpoint solution running on Microsoft Windows systems. One System32\Drivers system file with just a minor oversight within it caused the hosting windows machine to get caught in a BSOD boot loop.

Annoying? Yes. Inconvenient? You bet. Train stations, airports, hospitals and supermarkets and other major corporations all running this end point protection solution on Windows systems were effectively brought to a standstill world wide.

Now the clincher and hence the title. The company behind this minor cyber hiccup is aptly named Crowdstrike. The very event this company had clients pay dearly to protect themselves against was responsible for it.

Remember the name. Crowdstrike. Marvellous.

Special mention also (as an aside) goes to Up Hill Real Estate. We rang them and it was Up Hill from there on.

New Life for 2011 MBP 17

Back in 2012 I purchased a refurbished MacBook Pro 17″ Unibody. (Refurbished due to the GPU having failed already but that’s another story)

This Macbook’s latest Apple supported OS was High Sierra. So some years ago already this machine was being passed by and less capable of running latest apps like Daylite and PDF Expert.

Along came dosdude1 with his sensational patcher for installing Catalina on an unsupported Mac. This allowed the MBP to continue being of useful service until last year when again Daylite and PDF Expert had passed it by.

So I bit the bullet this weekend and decided to give my MBP 17 an OpenCore Legacy Patcher – Sonoma xmas upgrade.

All I can say is that the entire process is so slick that it motivated me to write this.

If you have an old Mac and want to install a later or latest OS then check out; https://dortania.github.io/OpenCore-Legacy-Patcher/

Well worth a look.

Thanks to everyone at OpenCore.

Travelling Macs

So about every year I travel to Thailand and whilst there I need to stay connected and need to do a modicum of work.

Having landed at Bangkok airport I used to make my way to the “True” shop and invest in a data SIM card. This would usually set me back about 3,000 Thai Baht.

Last year I discovered that our Aussie service provider, Vodafone, (Go figure, a communications company can’t spell “phone”) offers roaming at $5 AUD per day. (Take note Telstra)

This then makes my remote office situation so much better. By being able to tether iPad & Macs etc. Not only that but I keep my number etc. Phone registrations with 2fa are also no longer an issue.

As for taking my MacBook Pro, Air OS I use rigid shell cases as made by Thule. Swedish made and absolutely sensational. No need to remove the computer from the case. A Satechi bluetooth keyboard and Logitech Maraton 720 mouse completes the package.

Keyboard and mouse you ask? Yes, Apple’s universal control has made the ability to use the Macs as simple as a dual screen setup, an absolute joy. (Most of the time)

A Samsonite computer / carry-on bag provides transport. Enough room for the three devices and the ubiquitous cables and chargers. That said, USB C is making that a little easier. Though hotels over in Thailand here need to catch up.

VPN is also a bonus. It allows me to connect to banking etc as if I’m in Australia. The latter only used if absolutely necessary.

My usual workflow whilst OS is to use Jump Desktop to connect to my Mac mini in the office. This is a lot more efficient data wise and also much more secure.

That’s it.

“Can’t Innovate Anymore my Arse”

When Phil Schiller uttered these words I thought he’d mozzed Apple from then on. Yeh, we had rounded corners since then. Even rounded corners on macOS windows. MacBook Pro’s that doubled as induction cooktops. (Only way to render a 4k video was to put the MBP in a freezer). Not to mention the sensational keyboard innovations. (Striving to make the MBP thinner than an 80gsm sheet of paper) reduced the keyboard to nigh on a touch screen (Oh wait, yeh, nah)

Finally then, hark some years later, we hit upon Universal Control. Yes! Innovation once again. I have my MBP M1, Mac Mini M1 with dual screens and my iPad, all on the same desk and I can control them all with one keyboard and mouse. (This will cut into keyboard sales so will it last?)

“Steve, this is simply sensational”. I say Steve, as I doubt Tim had anything to do with it.

Covid Times

Source – Unknown

Trace – Unlikely

Why? Politics!!

For the last year and a half the world has been struggling with Covid 19.

Melbourne is currently enduring a sixth lockdown. Politicians throughout Australia are posing / posturing as to who gives the better “Lockdown”. The ACT imposed a lockdown due to one case. Really?

Then of course we have the “non believers”. Yes, people who actually believe this whole scenario is a construct. Few words can describe them.

Most ominously, we have the antivaxers.

Who’d have thought? The “Enlightened Ones”. Words fail to explain what could possibly posses these air thieves to have such an opinion relative to subject matter they were never exposed to in an educational institution.

To all politicians and air thieves alike, I’d like to be able to travel before the decade is out.

Interesting times

Since the advent of the “Smart Phone” people have been crawling over themselves to get to the next much hyped new model. The eco system being such that “content creators” on Youtube spend eleven months predicting what the next round of models promise to bring. This then given a yearly upgrade cycle.

What then constitutes an upgrade? The Oxford thesaurus states; improve, ameliorate, enhance and “add to”. The latter would negate taking away. In this case the bloody charger. “Oh but the environment”, I hear you utter.

What a sensational marketing ploy that by taking something away, a marketer of smart phones can make their products more desirable.

“Can’t innovate anymore, my ass”.

Why I bought a Mac

Having used DOS/Windows based notebooks ever since there were notebooks I didn’t treat my next notebook purchase lightly. The year was 2013 and I decided to buy the last iteration of the MacBook 17. A refurbished one I might add.

Fast forward to November 2016.  My MacBook started to display some concerning green bands on the display and was stuck in a reboot loop.  Onto the Apple website, support etc and within minutes I’d secured myself a Genius Bar appointment.

The following Thursday saw my MacBook being diagnosed and it was determined that it was the system board.  Well, the graphics card most notably.  However, if the graphics card has to go then it entails a complete system board replacement. The Apple consultant asked me to wait while he consulted his manager. This being after he’d determined the issue by way of an error code on the screen.

While the consultant was out checking with his manager I googled the error code only to learn that the issue was a know/ documented one. The Apple consultant returned to confirm same. Not only that but that the system board ($927 AUD) would be replaced free of charge. Hmmm….. look of surprise etc

A refurbished machine, build year 2012, recognised by way of a replacement program some four years later.

That’s why you buy a Mac.

PS Replaced the HDD with a 1TB SSD two weeks ago and will now have a sensational notebook for some time to come.

The Traffic Cop

Soaking up the local culture in small village in north east Thailand is most probably best achieved during local community events. One of the more notable of these would have to be Songkran.

What historically started out as well wishing ritual and a passing on of good luck has transformed into a nationwide, three to five day water fight.

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What is not always obvious is how this event calls on local community members to help maintain a certain order. Now, the demands placed on theses certain individuals can’t be too onerous so as to not enjoy the festivities. The local constabulary will don colorful “Songkran” shirts and infiltrate the throng of revellers.

One such individual was a definite standout though and had to juggle the functions he was prevailed upon to perform. Hmmmm…… What to do, do I squirt the passers by with my water cannon or do I direct on coming traffic?

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All I can report is that there were no traffic accidents and definitely a huge number of soaked locals.

Songkran Day 1

Yesterday’s trip to Thailand was predominantly uneventful. Thai Airways was sensational as always and as much as I don’t sleep on planes the time seemed to pass quite quickly.

We arrived in Bangkok 6 am and the first order of the day was to obtain a SIM card for my beloved’s iPhone. This process has been made relatively easy as True now have a SIM card shop in the arrivals terminal. This just requires the owner of said device to remember their Apple ID and password. And that’s when the fight started…….

With SIM card issues resolved all we had to do now was meet up with our enterprising niece so we could off-load the near 15KG of lanolin creams and other skin enhancing products. Do check out PotterShopDirectfromUSA on Facebook.

With the import export rites out of the way it was only now that my wife realised airport personnel had singled out her suitcase with a “Heavy” tag. She seemed to be put out by this at first. I did impress upon her though, how lucky she was that Thai Air managed to get it on the same flight as us. Containers spring to mind……. (I did see “All Is Lost” last night and in the opening scenes I did think, “Hey that’s my wife’s suitcase”) BTW good movie.

Three hours later we were on a plane bound for Khon Kaen. I guess I could say that I’m now somewhat used to, no, dare I say, some what insular to being picked up from Khon Kaen airport. The event never leaves one with a feeling of normalcy and this time I was again greeted with a somewhat memorable event.

The main mode of transport here in North East Thailand would have to be without a doubt the ubiquitous pick-up. Available in all shapes and sizes, this vehicle fills a void in every Isan household. Our’s happens to have one with troop carrier accessory.

I have to side bar the ever memorable organisational skills of my wife and sister in-law at this time as without them it would have had five people arrive in Khon Kaen all at the same time. What’s the fun in that. 😄.

So not only was there no one to meet us at the airport when my wife and I arrived, we now had to wait three hours for the rest of the family to make their appearance. The locals were more appraised of our travel times than yours truelly. Or so it would appear.

When the troop carrier arrived I had to smile as twelve people got out to welcome five more with open arms. OK, I made the last bit up. They don’t welcome you with open arms. A simple sawasdee krup/ka and a smile will do.

Welcome home Johno……..

Black Box

As it would currently seem, the powers at be can locate an individual’s mobile phone to within feet. So from one who’s seen the odd Aircrash Investigation episode, I have to wonder why we can’t find a plane’s CVR & FDR.

They say that the battery for the pinger is only good for a month. Sensational given that planes can obviously be missing for much longer that.

So here’s an idea. If the FDR is recording the flight data as the plane is plummeting into an ocean, it should eject itself seconds before the crash. Same for a ground crash. Prior to hitting the ground the FDR transmits a localized coordinate to a global satellite system that in turn makes the airline and Emergency Services aware of the crash. The FDR can then proceed to upload the data immediately. It’s sadly obvious that the pilots are much too engrossed in crashing the plane to carry out the latter.

Or, airlines should be made to own data centers so that FDR devices can communicate in real time. Every flight is logged and recorded in real-time.

All planes should be low-jacked so as to overcome the ident squawk disabling factor. If we can do it with cars why not planes? Treat them like Yellow Cabs and nothing more.